1. Watch As My Cousin Falls in Love

    The Bachelorette continues with another week of cheesiness that has me hooked simply because my contestant cousin is killing it. No surprise — he’s a great guy, as you can see.

    Leave it to Ben to be the first dirty-stay-out of the season arriving back to the house the morning after his date. Winning! If you missed it (and how could you!) here’s a pretty hilarious recap to bring you up to speed on the show’s need for a helicopter. And speaking of winning, I don’t believe Ben will actually be winning this show — sad for a broken heart—but I can see ABC offering him the spot of the Bachelor next season.

    Of course Ben would bring in a ton of viewers, but really, being the star of a reality TV show is a bit of a life-ruiner… but then again